Funny Poetry

Usne haathon per mehndi lagai hui hai Hum ne uski doli sajai hui hai Hume pata tha woh bewafa nikle gi is liey Humne uski choti behan bhi phasai hui hai	Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !	Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaatte kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye..
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...	chand pe kali ghata chahti to hogi, sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupo dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila	na tum chat per atin , na main deewana hota , na tum patthar martin , na main kana hota
Samander ka kinare betha kero Koi na koi to laher aye gi Kismat na badli to kia huwa Kam se kam Shakel hi Dhul jaye gi	Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi , Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi , Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim , Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....	Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain	Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
dil main basa hai pyar tera , aankhon main basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , hum dekhte hain,,, t0m & jerry	Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.
Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... , Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote..... , Chand to tu hai hi .. sitaare bhee saaath hote	Na chahat hai sitaron ki na tamana hai nazaron ki bas aap jaise ek dost mil jaye jo mat maar de saron ki
Ur smile like 7 up zara hat k ur voice is like ruh afza rahate ja ur friendship is like cock maza zindagi ka ur msg is like pepsi dil mange more	Is dil mein tarane bohat hain Zindagi jeene ke bahane bohat hain Kis kis ko sms karoon Kambakht is nacheez ke diwane he bohat hain
Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge, Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge, Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna, Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge	Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri, Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere, Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye, Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye	Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho	keh do un parhne walon se kabhi hum bhi parha karte thay jitna syllabus parh kar wo top karte hai utna to hum choice main chor dia karte the
Mirza ghalib ki ghazlein thi bohat aala Zara ghor farmayein Mirza ghalib ki ghazlein thi bohat aala Per kia faida jab pappu can’t dance sala!!!!!	Asif zardari ne aik sher likha hai: Justice ko bahal krne ka irada to nahi tha…ae dost Lekin shireen ki bewafai ne mujhe kamzor kar dia
Aik mrtaba mirza ghalib ka bister per susu nikal gaya to 1 sher kaha Nakam-e-ishq main kuch youn dukhi hon ghalib Ansoo nikal rahe hain rastay bdal bdal kr.	Arz kia he Me ik bus wich beh geya Wah wah wah Me ik bus wich beh geya Wah wah wah Mera Stop aya te me leh geya
Jo tm ko ho pasand wohi baat kahenge Tm din ko agr raat kaho raat kahenge Suraj ko agr chand kaho chand kahenge QK Paglon se behs nhi ki jati.	Na jane wo humse kya chupati thi, Kuch tha uske honto pe magar na jane Q sharmati thi, Jab hum ne muh khulva k dekha to pata chala, Saali "GUTKA" khati thi. :-D
Ninder di goli kha le changa raen ga! Sochan kolo jan chura ly changa raen ga! Bachi te tere kolon phasni koi nai, Sub kurian nu baji bana ly changa raen ga!	Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua? Mat bura kaho usko . . Ksi aur se "PYAR" karo DAFA karo us ko.